Good God....

I have decided that not only to you have to avoid a bad beat at the Canadiens House, you now either need Quads or a Straight Flush to win a hand. Continuing my poker misery into November is not what I had in mind. Now please excuse me while I go to local pawn shops with my golf clubs so I can continue this unworthy weekly tradition. Anyone have any bottles to redeem? I plan to spend my next day off on hands and knees in Payson Park looking for these.....